Well, we've been in a relationship for what...11 days now? Wow. Time flies. I think it's about time I introduced myself some more. Here goes!
1. I hate cheesecake.
2. I am a Christian who believes in gay marriage.
3. I love reading classics.
4. I really wish I liked tea. Isn't it just a charming beverage?
5. I wish I didn't like coffee. But it's depressingly effective and necessary.
6. I've liked the same guy for a year and a half now, and am thinking of just telling him to his face. Thoughts?
7. I love being a barista. For realz. The tips could be better, but I guess that's what you get for working at a college. :)
8. I just watched "The Holiday" yesterday and think Jude Law is cute and Cameron Diaz is annoying.
9. The world needs a pop music revolution. Seriously. Not all of us want to hear you sing about sex ALL THE TIME.
10. I have two pipe dreams.
- Pipe Dream A: go to culinary school in France or Italy and open my own little cafe/trattoria and have four kids, including a set of twins, with my super hot husband.
- Pipe Dream B: I never get married and move to Tibet with my best friends, where we open an orphanage in an old Victorian mansion in the Tibetan countryside/mountains (those exist, right??). We will grow much of our own food and raise goats, chickens, sheep, and have a menagerie of miscellaneous dogs and cats. I'll be in charge of cooking and booboo-fixing.
Okay, think you've got a handle on who I am? Time for a pop quiz. I'll make it super tricky and random, so even my besties can play along. Oh, and there's a PRIZE. I'll make your favorite dessert from scratch and mail/deliver it to you. Even if you happen to be my reader from Malaysia. Yup.
[I actually have a secret agenda for this quiz. I want to know why I have over a hundred readers and not a single comment...hopefully I'll draw some comments out of you with such a stellar, invaluable prize. Please?]
Enough stalling. Quiz time.
1. I refuse to eat:
a) yogurt
b) chicken
c) cauliflower
d) hot dogs
2. The animals I'm pet-sitting are named:
a) Triscuit, Wheat Thin, and Ritz
b) Tigger, Honeybear, and Smilie
c) George, Lionel, and Mercedes
d) Tom, Dick, and Harry
3. I have never read:
a) Crime and Punishment
b) The Scarlet Letter
c) Kidnapped
d) The Brothers Karamazov
4. Right now my fingers are painted ___ and my toes are painted ___.
a) green, green
b) not painted, not painted
c) not painted, pink
d) pink, green
5. Which of the following movies did I NOT think was stupid?
a) Wall-E
b) Madagascar
c) Despicable Me
d) Up
Alrighty! The first person to guess all five answers correctly wins a delectable dessert delivered to their doorstep. Delicioso!
Inquisitively,
Amy
Well, well...this is embarrassing. I'm looking at this quiz and thinking "uhhhh...." But as your future roommate I'm going to gallantly display my ignorance for all to see.
ReplyDelete1. It isn't yogurt or chicken. I hope you eat cauliflower, which is a lovely vegetable, and will thus choose D.
2. Going with my gut on this one. A. For the mere fact, you've mentioned these names before.
3. Well, it isn't D. If it's C, you have to read it asap. I was obsessed with that book when I was younger. Seriously. Going to guess A.
4. Absolutely no idea. But I haven't guessed B yet, so...B.
5. Hmm. I like some of these movies and I feel like you've told me the answer and I just forgot. Going to repeat my brilliant method from number 4 and guess C.
Miss you like crazy. :)
Do we ever get to hear the right answers? :)
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